Quiet. And a personal assistant.

You know what this mom loves?  Quiet.  I really, really, really love quiet.  I don't get much of it, but when I do, it is indeed golden.  So as I write this, incredibly frustrated by the mess in my house, the persistent whining this morning, and my lack of sleep, P has decided it would be a good time to lather me in kisses.  (Insert - Mom Guilt.)  So, let me say this.  I love my children more than anything and I wouldn't change a thing about my life, but sometimes, I really miss a little quiet time.  Oh - and I could use a personal assistant...anyone??